February 11, 2010

Why I Hate Women

Adventures in online dating

July 6, 2009

Jacksoning Off

I admit it, if Michael Jackson had been white, the kids he molested would've had to be five years younger for me to care.

January 12, 2009

Deconstructing the Mid-East Crisis

Reading this rantenspiel counts as a mitzvah.

November 3, 2008

Sins of the Father

GTA4 got perfect 10s, so I guess that makes Saints Row 2 a 14.

October 18, 2008

DO WHAT YOU CAN, WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU MUST

The financial system has encountered a problem and must shut down.

February 8, 2008

Button Pusher

Rock Band is so much better than Guitar Hero 3 that even just writing about it makes me hate Guitar Hero 3 a little more.

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