Weight: Approx. 270 lbs
Age: Early twenties.
PenguinX's rounded shoulders result from years of being stooped over either a drawing table or computer desk. His charming features include a slight gut and a small double chin cleverly covered with an Amish-beard-like array of facial hair. His hooked nose is clearly the native American half of his heritage. Puberty was very kind to PenguinX, leaving him hairy everywhere except for a slight bald spot in the rear. In order to compensate for this, he generally prefers to shave his head because it makes him look meaner. Just after a shave, his beard reappears as if from nowhere. His farmhandesque frame makes him a perfect worker bee...if you can get him to stay on task.
PenguinX desperately seeks acceptance from those around him despite his outward musings about how he hates the world. It's believed that most of his problems stem from a troubled childhood. He is constantly brawling with others as a result of being drunk most of the time. Has talent but is either too afraid to give it a go or isn't motivated enough to make it happen. He raises chickens, a small crop, and a bunch of dogs. When he's not beating up post office clerks, he enjoys eating, drinking, and excess in general. He despises authority figures and savors the torment that he can dish out to any cop who is stupid enough to pull him over.