Captain Fuzz aka Billy Stanton
Standing 6'2" Captain Fuzz is the top superhero in the apartment. Sleeping during the day to conserve energy and lull his foes into a false sense of security, he fights crime only as much as he has to in order to maintain his priviledged superhero tax exempt status. He has always maintained that with great power comes great pussy, and that responsibility is the other guy's trouble.
Fuzz is currently on probation with the Stupendous Six, a supergroup that would fire his ass in a second if they weren't so afraid of Union repercussions.
His superpowers include: moderate telekenetic and telepathic abilities, the ability to make living organisms disappear completely (who knows where they go to), levitation but not full on flying, and tremendous sexual prowess. Weaknesses include: he must sleep 16 hours out of the day or he goes blind, beagles, and very severe ADD. Fuzz is 26, but since he takes such terrible care of himself he looks more like 27.
In the rare moments when he can be found conscious, Fuzz is a critical, cynical, and ranting promoter of general bastardry. Fuzz is generally a big apathetic bully, with passion for nothing. When the other guys suggested starting up a webcomic Fuzz made fun of them for being so stupid, which they are.