Over the past few months, we've tried to leverage our strangely high ranking on MSN searches for naked pictures of Hillary Duff, and somehow make the site successful. Short of actually selling such pictures (but if anyone can provide us with some, we'll cut you in for half) we haven't really come up with a way to do that.
We tried the Paypal donation thing, but aside from The Fan nobody fell for that. We tried getting people to click on various things, from Google Ads to the ungrateful vultures on our Affiliates page, but apparently the problem with relying on MSN's miscategorisation for traffic is that people don't come back once they realise we don't have any actual bukkake porn, so we'd pretty much have to keep saying the same thing twice a week to get any result.
Apparently, people smarter and more willing to do actual work than me have figured out ways to game the system and structure a whole site around generating profitable ad clicks. Obviously, it's too late for that. But I can still talk a little about asbestos and asbestos related class action lawsuits, in the hope that we'll get a single $100 ad click and instantly triple our all time revenues.
Actually, that's all I have to say on the subject. But if you happen to see an ad for asbestos testing, asbestos reform, asbestos removal, or the mother load of adword catassing, asbestos litigation, for god's sake click on it. We'll give you some nude pictures of Hillary Duff for your trouble.
If that doesn't work out, we can always try blackmailing people into donating to the site. I've got a sackful of cats that I can "save" for $1000 each, OBO. Or if that doesn't work, I'm willing to go the other way and kill them for the same price. We can run competing pledge drives to determine the fate of the cats. Make sure you fill in the Paypal comment field so we know which way you want your dollars to vote.